http://www.gadling.com/2010/04/04/top-ten-grossest-things-to-do-on-an-airplane/
I would shoot somebody for #1!
The pastor and his kids do the same thing at Church!!! 
hehehehehehā¦pretty funnyā¦
Couldnāt find anything like that on the linked site even with a search.
Me either
What the freakinā poop happened to my link!
I checked it twice and it was what I wanted, but now itās not!
Iāll try re-posting itā¦
Well dang! Even on the original link from the website is messed up!
Wellā¦ #1 was people who sneeze and then use the bathroom without washing their handsā¦
That is weirdā¦worked for me this morningā¦
Google cache is your friend.
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Top ten grossest things to do on an airplane
by Laurel Miller (RSS feed) on Apr 4th 2010 at 2:00PM
The ways to offend fellow passengers on a flight are many; whether youāre business class or cattle car is irrelevant. The only difference is that those in the front may feel more entitled to their quirks since they paid more. Back in steerage, there are just more people to disgust.
With that in mind, hereās a countdown of things people do that frequent flyers find repulsive:
10. Browse dating websites over the in-flight WiFi. Just remember that others can see your screen, and that your predilection for BDSM with barely-legal houseboys isnāt just between you and your keyboard anymore.
- Sleep on you/sleep on the floor. Anyone whoās ever endured a strangerās saliva on their shoulder, or felt nauseous about inhaling recycled airplane air gets this. As an aside, I once spent the better part of a return flight from Rio having an aggressive elbow war with an elderly Asian woman who was determined to take over my seat (the arm rest was missing). After a particularly successful jab (Look, Iām all for respecting oneās elders, but the bitch had it coming), she curled up on the floor space in front of our seats, and slept peacefully the remainder of the flight.
- Use the main aisle as a space to do sit-ups, push-ups, or change your childās diaper.
- Read Hustler, or other āadultā magazines. See #10.
- Attempt to join the Mile High Club.
- Attempt to join the Mile High Club solo. Enough said.
- Eat fried chicken. Just donāt on public transit: smelly, greasy, messy food. My personal hell is a tuna sandwich.
- Tend to foot hygiene. I was shocked to see this on the list, as Iād believed I was the only one who once spent a flight watching yet another elderly woman (I swear I have nothing against old people) pick dead skin off her feet. I definitely wouldnāt have been less grossed out if it were a hot young guy.
- Vomit into something that is not the supplied barf bag.
And, for reasons unknown to me, the below was number one. Obviously, I donāt have kids, because changing a diaper in the aisle trumps this, hands down. I donāt care if itās different when theyāre your own-itās honestly the most disgusting and unsanitary thing you can do in view of the public, short of spontaneously exploding.
- Sneeze open-mouthed/neglect to wash hands after using lavatory.
Happy travels!
Farting is the grossest by far and itās not on the list.
Thatās when ya need one of these things:
I have one! Itās awesome!!!
My brother in law used to watch girls gone wild on his laptop. Always draws a croud.
How about wearing large amounts of cheap cologne, perfume? You are enclosed in a small, poorly ventilated tube, for 3 hours, next to a person wearing half a bottle of $5 cologne. Or once, I even had a older lady for a flight attendant, her perfume almost made me hurl everytime she came down the aisle.
In addition to the farting above, once an older Chinese woman started conversing with me and her breath had me longing for some fresh fart air.
Sushiā¦? 
When the guy sitting next you returns from the lav and smells like poop and lav juiceā¦
My first airline job was in cabin service 25 years ago and we used fill sick sacks with juice put it where a flight attendant was near, locate the sack and drink it and then comment on the taste and textureā¦Talk about freaking a someone out!
Thanks a lot West! I now have peanut butter toast spittle on my screen from LOL at that.
Haha - Itād been funny if they caught on to your hijinks and replaced your sack with a real āsick sackā slightly before you replicated your prank!
Glad know one caught on as that would have tasted awful! Luckily for us the real thing is much heavier than a cup of orange juice:-) We were just a bunch of kids cleaning airplanes in the late 80s in Vegas. Lots of crazy stuff went on!
I can imagine. Vegas - 1980ās - cleaning airplanesā¦ I would imagine that a used barf bag is only one of the many things youād find on those planes back in those days! 8)
What would really be funny is for an F/A to catch on to you and subtitute the real thing for you