Guys,
I have a new website for you!!!
http://www.flightsfromhell.com/
It’s hilarious!!! Saw this on CNN.
Kiss Kiss!!! 
I have wondered when hell would get their own service!! 
Ok so that is reaching…good site!! tks for the link 
I have a good story about my ex boyfriend I am going to post there.
In a nutshell, even if you are stressed from not smoking it’s NOT a good thing to start complaining loudly and acting highly aggressive in Business Class on a long haul Trans-Atlantic flight. He got the third degree from the lead, Air France Flight Attendant. I said, “I told you so, you called attention to yourself and now they have to investigate”. He was a seasoned world traveller and knew better. 
As a counter-point to the “horrors” of flying…
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Louis CK on Conan O’Brian
“Everything is amazing and nobody is happy” at about 2:40 into the video
Well, after spending about 45 min on that site I had alot to say… but Lois said it better than I could. What a bunch of self-serving UUUGGGHHHHH…
Flying “rights” versus flying PRIVILEGES I guess. Oy vey.
[Edit] Satine- did they ever “investigate” after your ex’s disturbance? Just curious.
… it started in Customs!!!
He was hell bent on getting the VAT back before leaving Paris. Ok, no problem so we go to the VAT Office and get our stuff checked/stamped.
Then you go to the VAT window to get your cash. One problem, they moved it outside of the secure area (on purpose). When we realized we couldn’t get to it, all hell breaks loose. He’s pissed, starts stomping and swearing and while wearing a large backpack. Not looking so good now.
So we sprint to the gate, sweat is pouring off of him, he’s agitated and loud still. I tell him, “Calm down or we will be yanked off the aircraft”. That makes it worse.
Finally, we get in Business Class, he is still sweating and freaking out about the VAT thing. I just sat there looking out the window thinking, “We are so screwed”. The Air France FAs are now talking and looking at him. I said, “You really need to calm down, like NOW. Go to the restroom, dry off, Coach is still boarding, there is time. They are going to come over here if you don’t shut up!!”
Sure 'nuf, comes the lead FA. He crouches down and gets in his face and the third degree starts. I can hardly contain my glee.
“How are you?” “Where are you going”, “Where have you been?” “Business or pleasure?”, “Vacation? What did you see?” “What countries did you visit?” “Are you OK? Why are you so angry?.” and on and on.
After the 10 minute drill down, I looked over and didn’t even say a word. He knew he was being a total idiot. Here’s a guy that is a platinum something hoohah with jillions of miles in First and Business Class. He should know better.
Good to see you! Kiss Kiss!!!
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