Elin Nordegren just arrived back in Orlando on a flight from Stockholm
That jet’s a busy bee. Palm Beach to Sweden and back to Orlando all in the same day!
Check the month
Ohh - thanks Deef. Yeah, that’s my slip-up for the day. My bad.
Interesting that she is flying across the pond in that jalopy (G-IV), which needs to stop over, while he is flying around “locally” in the brand new squeaky clean G-V.
Not to mention all the other things he’s riding around on…
Yeah, but those other things weren’t “squeaky clean”. They probably smelled like a bus station bathroom. Ewwww

WiserTime07:
tgpopel:
Interesting that she is flying across the pond in that jalopy (G-IV), which needs to stop over, while he is flying around “locally” in the brand new squeaky clean G-V.
Not to mention all the other things he’s riding around on…
Yeah, but those other things weren’t “squeaky clean”. They probably smelled like a bus station bathroom. Ewwww
Or a Waffle House kitchen.
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/story_preview/2009/12/06/mistress_5_claim_perkins_waitress_mindy_lawton.jpg

Or a Waffle House kitchen.
Hey! Don’t badmouth the Waffle House! Your waitress might shank you!
Haha - you know what - I was actually at a Waffle House several years ago with some of my friends and one friend was slapped in the face by a WH waitress. Given the circumstances though, I can’t say I blamed her.
I love waffle house waitresses…especially at 2 in the morning after the “watering holes” have closed…can anyone relate?

I love waffle house waitresses…especially at 2 in the morning after the “watering holes” have closed…can anyone relate?
Senator, I can neither confirm nor deny those reports, nor do I have any recollection.

I love waffle house waitresses…especially at 2 in the morning after the “watering holes” have closed…can anyone relate?
That’s what lead to the incident I described above. Those girls get fiesty when it gets dark out!

Interesting that she is flying across the pond in that jalopy (G-IV), which needs to stop over, while he is flying around “locally” in the brand new squeaky clean G-V.
Remember, she is just a guest in his life.

I love waffle house waitresses…especially at 2 in the morning after the “watering holes” have closed…can anyone relate?
What has 29 teeth and 11 tattoos?
Third Shift at the Waffle House!!
I thought that was the front row at a Willy Nelson concert!
It’s not the front row, it’s him!
That’s funny, y’all!

I thought that was the front row at a Willy Nelson concert!
I thought the question to this joke was what has 29 teeth and 13 legs?

WiserTime07:
tgpopel:
Interesting that she is flying across the pond in that jalopy (G-IV), which needs to stop over, while he is flying around “locally” in the brand new squeaky clean G-V.
Not to mention all the other things he’s riding around on…
Yeah, but those other things weren’t “squeaky clean”. They probably smelled like a bus station bathroom. Ewwww
As one who works at a rail depot…I can second that Ewwww…

Beechluvr:
I love waffle house waitresses…especially at 2 in the morning after the “watering holes” have closed…can anyone relate?
What has 29 teeth and 11 tattoos?
Third Shift at the Waffle House!!
Is Third Shift the one after 2am? That’s the only time I’ve been to Waffle House.