Coming to planes near you.
How does this even get in the news?
The REAL headline:
3 [possible] ticks sighted, nobody bitten, flight delayed
From the article:
Urbanski told AP that “between one and three ticks were discovered.” She added that “the airline hasn’t figured out how the ticks got on the plane or what type of ticks were found.”
She doesn’t know??? The plane arrived in Denver from Washington, DC. Washington is home to the biggest population of ticks and leeches in the nation. They all radiate from a building called the capitol.
God dang it, the terrorists are at it again.
I bet those passengers were ticked off…
You knew that was coming, right?
CLASSIC!!! 
You just had to say it before i thought of it…
Especially the passengers on the delay’d flight. Can you imagine? Just sitting there and sitting there, watching the time tick by…
Bravo…
I was wondering if UA would have to give the pax a refund on their tick-et…? 
Sorry, but now it just sounds like your sucking the lifeblood out of the joke…
You got me…I’m done…
You sound pretty ticked off…
I quit… I quit…