Man steals a Cessna to kill himself...


#1

Well, except he didn’t exactly kill himself.

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#2

This guy’s a complete screw-up! He even fails when he tries to kill himself. :smiling_imp:


#3

I wonder what his punishment will be? Of course, I am sure the guy will say he has some psychological problem.


#4

Probably up to the owner of the plane (if he/she wants to press charges).


#5

I don’t think owning a plane gives you control over the criminal justice system. :slight_smile:


#6

You must not fly corporate :wink:


#7

If he risked jail stealing the thing, he might as well had done something productive… like crash it in to his boss’ Mercedes or something… ya know?


#8

If he risked jail stealing the thing, he might as well had done something productive… like crash it in to his boss’ Mercedes or something… ya know?

jeez, you’re scarning me nano.


#9

Ding ding ding, I think we have a winner!!! :laughing:


#10

Scarn - meaning #1. Dung

I’ll let it go though :smiling_imp:

Of course I would do no such thing! …

I’d pay this guy to…


#11

:blush: :blush:

I guess I need to go back to grade school. I meant to say scare.


#12

Just ask somebody to rap your knuckles three times with a ruler. You should be cured.


#13

nano, whatever you do, do NOT answer the door for the next few days…


#14

But… but… suppose its free cookies? I like cookies. :wink: :slight_smile:


#15

Only if they’re Girl Scout cookies!


#16

And the Girl Scouts aren’t dressed in dark suits, wearing sunglasses, and are constantly talking to their wrist and touching their ears…


#17

Oh, come one pika, don’t tell him anything.