Well, except he didn’t exactly kill himself.
This guy’s a complete screw-up! He even fails when he tries to kill himself. 
I wonder what his punishment will be? Of course, I am sure the guy will say he has some psychological problem.
Probably up to the owner of the plane (if he/she wants to press charges).
I don’t think owning a plane gives you control over the criminal justice system. 
You must not fly corporate 
If he risked jail stealing the thing, he might as well had done something productive… like crash it in to his boss’ Mercedes or something… ya know?
If he risked jail stealing the thing, he might as well had done something productive… like crash it in to his boss’ Mercedes or something… ya know?
jeez, you’re scarning me nano.
Ding ding ding, I think we have a winner!!! 
Scarn - meaning #1. Dung
I’ll let it go though
Of course I would do no such thing! …
I’d pay this guy to…
I guess I need to go back to grade school. I meant to say scare.
Just ask somebody to rap your knuckles three times with a ruler. You should be cured.
nano, whatever you do, do NOT answer the door for the next few days…
But… but… suppose its free cookies? I like cookies.
Only if they’re Girl Scout cookies!
And the Girl Scouts aren’t dressed in dark suits, wearing sunglasses, and are constantly talking to their wrist and touching their ears…
Oh, come one pika, don’t tell him anything.