Great Aviation Related Movie Quotes


#1

The Bee Movie
Character: Barry B. Benson (voice of Jerry Seinfeld)

If John Travolta can fly an airplane, how hard can it be?


#2

**Okay, I’ll bite, but it seems Dami is just padding his posts number…

Rex Kramer: “Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.”

Woody: “That’s not flying, that’s just falling with style.”

Captain Picard: “Flying an aeroplane with only a single propeller to keep you in the air. Can you imagine that?”

Leonardo da Vinci: “When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.”
)…okay, not a movie**


#3

[quote=“TimCoble”]
**Okay, I’ll bite, but it seems Dami is just padding his posts number…
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Nah, it was humorous and I’d never accuse Dave of spamming us.[/quote]


#4

We’ll be traveling at 6,000 miles per hour at an altitude of 300 feet.

Prospective stewardess from Catch Me if You Can.


#5

Airplane:
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit shooting heroin.

Airport:
Marcus Rathbone: What’s more, the captain deliberately struck me across the face!
Cy Jordan: Unless you shut up, the second officer’s going to do exactly the same thing.

Schuyler Schultz: [pointing out the window] Before, Virgo and Leo were right there, sir. Now I’m beginning to see Ursa Minor and Cassiopeia. We MUST be turning around.
Capt. Vernon Demerest: You have a young navigator here! Well, I’ll tell you son… Due to a Cecil wind, Dystor’s vectored us into a 360-tarson of slow air traffic. Now we’ll maintain this Borden hold until we get the Forta Magnus clearance from Melnix.
Schuyler Schultz: Oh… yes… of course!

Joe Patroni: Who do ya think you’re talking to, some kid that fixes bicycles? I know every inch of the 707! Take the wings off this and you could use it as a TANK! This plane is built to withstand anything… except a bad pilot.

Capt. Benson: If he tears this plane apart, I hope you’ve got eight million to pay for it.

Airport '75:
Mrs. Patroni: Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she… she’s in constant touch with the tower.
Barney: You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE?


#6

Strategic Air Command
Lt. Col. Robert ‘Dutch’ Holland (Jimmy Stewart): You got any kids?
Sgt. Bible (Harry Morgan): Yep, two. One on the ramp, one in the hanger!

No Highway*

Theodore Honey (Jimmy Stewart): I expect for the tail to fall off.

Marjorie Corder (Glynis Johns): What happened?
Theodore Honey: Nothing, nothing happened at all, my figures clearly said that the tail should fall off and the tail didn’t fall off. It’s 7% above my figure, it didn’t fall off.
Marjorie Corder: Oh I’m sorry, what happens now?
Theodore Honey: I’ve been thinking about that on the way home, I’ll go to the inquiry and stand up and I’ll explain my figures to a group of very angry men and they’ll reject the whole thing. I’ll sit down, I’ll sit down and listen to them say that I’m insane because of what I did in Gander, and perhaps I am, I’m not sure you know. A qualified psychiatrist will testify to that, I talked to 3 of them this afternoon, no that was yesterday, wasn’t it? They showed me a page of ink blots and asked me if it reminded me of elephants and tigers, I said no it didn’t remind me of elephants and ti - they were just ink blots.

*AKA No Highway in the Sky


#7

TopGun

where did who go…


#8

Tup Gun:

“If you screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong.”


#9

Airport:
As Captain Demerest leaves the flight deck to do a walkthrough in the passenger cabin, a flight attendant sees Captain Harris at the controls wearing an oxygen mask. She looks quizzically to the flight engineer…
Cy Jordan: Oh, he gets fainting spells. Whenever he feels one coming on he takes a whiff of oxygen. Sometimes it helps. :smiling_imp: