Got a chuckle from this exchange between Napa (wine country) tower and a local flight today:
Twr: Cabernet One (great call sign for Napa), turn 20 degrees left to avoid overflying blasting area.
C-1: What are they blowing up?
Twr: you, if you don’t turn 20 degrees left immediately.
C-1 roger that, don’t want to get my tailfeathers singed.