Got a chuckle from this exchange between Napa (wine country) tower and a local flight today:
Twr: Cabernet One (great call sign for Napa), turn 20 degrees left to avoid overflying blasting area.
C-1: What are they blowing up?
Twr: you, if you don’t turn 20 degrees left immediately.
C-1 roger that, don’t want to get my tailfeathers singed.
Obviously not something I personally overheard, but still funny!!
Tower chat:
boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005 … nts-p1.php
F/A announcements:
dbooth.net/internerd/airlines.cfm
Seems like I’ve heard these before…
Still, worth reading 'em again! 
My favorite is a note written by an 8-year-old girl on a Qantas flight that was given to the captain. It’s absolutely priceless. WARNING: Do NOT click THIS LINK if you are offended by “adult language”.
I figured those were somewhere on the forum, though they never turned up in the very brief search I did… Yes, i did search…
At the end of a SWA flight to OKC a few years ago, as the plane pulled up to the gate, a flight attendant sang us a little song:
We love you, you love us,
We are faster than the bus.
We hope you’ve enjoyed our hospitality,
Marry one of us and you’ll fly free.
Love it!
“United 123, Chicago Center; I have good news and bad news”
“gimme the bad news.”
“I have a re-route for you, advise ready to copy.”
“Ready to copy.”
“You’re re-cleared direct yadda…”
“Copy all that, what’s the good news?”
“I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to GEICO. Contact Chicago center on 123.45”
Ok, so I just made all that up, but I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to use it on the radio for weeks.
