Someone emailed me the following. Hope this brings a smile to someone this fine Sunday morning
An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him.
She turned to him and asked, āAre you a real pilot??ā
He replied, āWell, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes; Piper Cubs, Aeroncaās; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds; flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ⦠so, I reckon, I am a pilot.ā
She said, "Wow!! Iām impressed!! Well, Iām a lesbian!
I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women. So, thatās why Iām a lesbian."
The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.
Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, āAre you a real pilot?ā
He replied, āWell, I had always thought I was, but I just learned ⦠that Iām a lesbian.ā
Anyone know how I can add a comment section to my website? I am using iWeb and my account is hosted my godaddy.
I am stumped- I have been looking on google for days not and can only find guestbooks that take you to another site to leave comments.
That is a nice vid! Nearly made me go to sleep. The AV-8 has been around since '78. Those in the vid are basically harriers, and have been around for about 7,000 years, maybe 6,000ā¦
I appreciate the support Allen⦠but I donāt want to represent my silly chat room as being officially associated with FA in anyway, and Iām sure The Brass wouldnāt either!
If anyone has any problems or questions regarding the chat just shoot me a PM. I know this morning it was acting flaky and people couldnāt connect but it seems sorted out now. Feel free to go there and bookmark it for future use.
Some years back,I did some contract stuff for the German military. Somebody offered a ride in a BO-105, so I said āSURE!ā. It was very similar to the video. I lost count of how many times I almost soiled myself!