Delta 1706 Diverted to ABQ. . .


#1

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S2101708.shtml?cat=500

A Delta flight en route to San Diego from Detroit was diverted to Sunport in Albuquerque Sunday morning due to a security threat.

http://flightaware.com/live/flight/DAL1706/history/20110508/1700Z/KABQ/KSAN


#2

A TSA official told Fox News that a flight attendant found a suspicious note in the lavatory and the pilot decided to divert the flight.

How’s it go again ?
Rock blunts scissors
Scissors cut paper
Paper diverts airliner.

:unamused: http://lolpics.se/pics/482.jpg


#3

Get with it, man! This is the 21st century. It’s

  1. Scissors cuts Paper

  2. Paper covers Rock

  3. Rock crushes Lizard

  4. Lizard poisons Spock

  5. Spock smashes Scissors

  6. Scissors decapitates Lizard

  7. Lizard eats Paper

  8. Paper disproves Spock

  9. Spock vaporizes Rock

  10. Rock crushes Scissors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Dwxv-EMTM)


#4

A man aboard a Delta Air Lines flight that was diverted to Albuquerque, N.M., after a security scare says the pilot told passengers that a note with the word “bomb” was found in a bathroom.

I guess it all depends on the context that the word “bomb” was used in the note. If the note read something like “There’s a bomb aboard this plane,” the diversion would be warranted. If it read something like, “Yo, Homie - check out the ho in 27A! She da bomb!”, then I’m thinkin’ go ahead and fly-on.


#5

No it wouldn’t.

This isn’t that hard to follow:
If there is a bomb, there is no note.
If there is a note, there is no bomb.


#6

They’re probably just being extra careful since UBL is dead. . . :unamused:


#7

[quote=“rw812”]
Get with it, man! This is the 21st century. It’s

  1. Scissors cuts Paper

  2. Paper covers Rock

  3. Rock crushes Lizard

  4. Lizard poisons Spock

  5. Spock smashes Scissors

  6. Scissors decapitates Lizard

  7. Lizard eats Paper

  8. Paper disproves Spock

  9. Spock vaporizes Rock

  10. Rock crushes Scissors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Dwxv-EMTM)

This is funny![/quote]


#8

And OBL is also dead - or so thinks 80% of the nation.


#9

Whatever. . .


#10

Maybe the note said “DANG I left a bomb in there…Last time I ever eat breakfast at the terminal…”