Aviation Jokes 101

As usual, came upon this site by Accident;


Great collection! A lot of things I’d never heard before.

Thanks for link. My favorite…

**The Pilot’s Prayer **

Oh controller, who sits in tower
Hallowed be thy sector.
Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done
On the ground as they are in the air.
Give us this day our radar vectors,
And forgive us our TCA incursions
As we forgive those who cut us off on final.
And lead us not into adverse weather,
But deliver us our clearances.