Stupid TSA Tricks

Ironically, NOTHING in this thread has shown we have sacrificed anything since the implementation of TSA. We have not given up the right to take hand creme, lighters or even a water bottle with us on a commercial airplane.

In the beginning when things were more restrictive checking the above objects in your checked baggage was still an option

Need a gun, declare it.

The only thing that has changed is how we have to accomplish the above tasks.

More then 3 ounces of hand creme, check the durn stuff.

Water??? buy it past the security checkpoint even if it’s exponentially higher. Can’t wait til you get on the plane to get “free water” OR you can’t afford it past security, most airports do have water fountains.

Drinking water is a right. Drinking water out of a water bottle is a privilege.

Ignorance of a rule is not a right…
Convienence is not a right…

The “security check points” at the airports are similar to the DUI inspection points. Both are good ideas that greatly inconvenience the vast majority. I computed the percentage of drunk drivers stopped at a check point. On a “busy” (i.e. weekend) night, it was something like 1/100 of 1 percent (.01%) of the people stopped. In other words, it was something to show the common citizen that the government (note the correct spelling of this word) was doing something.

The one item missing in both of these is COMMON SENSE. This is something that the government “leadership” and many, if not most people, working for them sorely lack. Common sense, in this case, would be to inspect the item for evidence of tapering.

While others may not be concerned, I am very concerned about the gradual chipping away of our rights. Take them away slowly and they won’t be missed.

Did you take into account the number of people that AREN’T on the road because of the checkpoints? The number of people that use DD’s? Didn’t think so. Can’t quantify it. So, therefore, your numbers are meaningless.

Question. What right has been chipped away by airport security checkpoints?
Answer NONE.

Nobody has yet listed a right we as American citizens have taken or even chipped away by TSA.

Can’t comply with TSA rules, don’t use commercial airlines. The right of travel has not been chipped away.

There are signs all over the airports saying baggage subject to inspection. People are being forwarned that they have no right to privacy. Don’t like this? Find the nearest exit door.

Very simple process.

A. Comply with rules no matter how mundane they may seem.
B. Use the right of freedom of choice and do a 180 back to where you came from.

Bingo! Right back atcha

HNY!

Big deal. dami is about to reach 5000.

http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm

Prohibited Items

For Travelers

* Sharp Objects
* Sporting Goods
* Guns & Firearms
* Tools
* Martial Arts & Self Defense Items
* Explosive & Flammable Materials, Disabling Chemicals & Other Dangerous Items
* Other Items

i put in zero but actually it would be better as almost never. One time in louisville we were already rushed to get to the flight and we had to weight in a medium length security line and they pulled me a 10-12 yr old at the time( cannot completely remember) for a bag and body check!!! The Tsa at Clt however is actually very friendly normally and doesn’t cause much trouble.

Michael Chertoff on the TSA and “Security Theater”
Posted by Joel Johnson, December 16, 2008

Joel Johnson: What’s the number of direct terrorist actions that have been interfered with by TSA screening?

Secretary Chertoff: Here’s what I can tell you. I can tell you that we’ve kept … you know, I don’t have them all in my head. We had a case where somebody had bomb components in a piece of luggage they were going to take on. Now, do I know that they would have found some way to assemble it, or do I know that at some stage of the person’s flight path, it would not have become the bomb? I don’t know that. I do know that you probably wouldn’t want to get on that plane and I wouldn’t want to get on that plane.

I now that we’ve kept off weapons. Now, do I know the person who had the weapon was going to use it? No, maybe not. But I know that I’d rather not have that on a plane. Do I know how many people I’ve deterred? I don’t know that because I don’t know how many people have said, I’m not going to try to do something because I know there’s a high likelihood I’m going to be caught.

What I can tell you is that in the period prior to September 12, 2001, it was a regular, routine issue to have American aircraft hijacked or blown up from time to time, whether it was Lockerbie or TSA or TWA 857 (I believe he meant TWA 847 - Joel) or 9/11 itself. And we haven’t had even a serious attempt at a hijacking or bombing on an American plane since then.

(According to Airsafe.com, the last flight previous to 9/11 to be hijacked with fatalities from an American destination was a Pacific Southwest Airlines flight on December 7Th, 1987. “Lockerbie” refers to Pan Am Flight 103 which was destroyed by a bomb over Scotland after departing from London Heathrow International Airport on its way to JFK, with screening done - as now - by an organization other than the TSA. TWA Flight 847 departed from Athens (Ellinikon) International Airport, also not under TSA oversight.

While Wikipedia’s list of aircraft hijackings may not be comprehensive - I cannot find a complete list from the FAA, which does not seem to list hijackings, including 9/11, in its Accidents & Incidents Data - the last incident of an American flight being hijacked was in 1994, when FedEx Flight 705 was hijacked by a disgruntled employee.

The implication that hijacking or bombing of American airline flights is a regular occurrence is not borne out by history, nor does it follow that increased screening by the TSA at airports has prevented more attacks since 9/11.)

Secretary Chertoff: So, you know, it’s a little bit like getting vaccinated against a dangerous illness. You know, we all took polio vaccine when we were kids. Maybe you may not be old enough. (Laughter.) I can’t tell you that if I hadn’t taken the vaccine, I would have gotten polio. But I can tell you that it is a sensible thing to do. And that’s kind of how I view TSA.

(Secretary Chertoff used this same analogy in his interview with Threat Level in August. It implies that terrorism can be cured through prevention, which is obviously not possible.)

Michael Santarcangelo: Down that path, then, how do you separate out going after real risks versus perceived risks? Right? Because as humans, we’re not real good at judging risk.

Secretary Chertoff: Yeah. That’s a really important question. We try to manage risk by being disciplined and balanced. You know, I’ll give you an example.

We put a lot of effort into scanning and screening cargoes that come into the United States, cargo containers that come in, because of the concern of a nuclear device or something like that in a cargo container. I think that’s been good. It’s drawn down the risk to a reasonable level. There’s a lot of push to do that, all that, overseas, even before it gets on a ship. And there’s a lot of cost and difficulty in that.

So to my view, that may be, at least if you’re talking about a port of embarkation like Southampton in a country like Britain, which has a very good intelligence service, that strikes me as perhaps a little bit of overkill. On the other hand, many people who argued for that said not a word about general aviation.

And yet a couple years ago I had a senior executive in a jet leasing service come to me and say, I don’t know really who leases my jets. For all I know, someone could get on with a bomb and it could fly into the United States from overseas, detonate the bomb over a city, and that’s that. So as a consequence, we started to say, let’s raise the bar on general aviation. So we put rules out on advanced screening of passengers, and we’re setting up agreements to do preclearance overseas.

I try to balance, you know, and I think we all try to do the best we can, with a sense of reasonableness. We don’t try to make the architecture of the New York subway system, in terms of screening, be the same as the as the airport.

Now, with all of that, I have to say perception is not entirely inadmissible. A lot of what is important in security is public confidence, and visible security adds a certain dimension to public confidence which I don’t think you can underestimate. And so I think we have sometimes been visible in doing things. I mean, I raised the question at some point, like, why did the National Guard get posted at the airport? Particularly we do less of that now. And, you know, part of it is I guess if someone were to act out, you’d have an additional show of force. But part of it is public confidence, the public being confident.

The flip side of it is if you look at Katrina, I think one of the issues in Katrina was the lack of a lot of visible presence of the authorities on the ground and that creating a sense of disorder. So one of the lessons I learned is the perception of order and security is actually an important operational element in establishing order and security. It’s a kind of a corollary of what Rudy Giuliani did in New York with the broken windows theory, that if you establish that breaking windows and graffiti will not be tolerated, you actually generally drive down crime because you create a sense of order.

Joel Johnson: Sir, I was really trying to avoid using this term at all. But are you actually saying that security theater is an important aspect of actual security?

Secretary Chertoff: No. I don’t think it’s theater because I think the person who says this is kind of unrealistic and is kind of trying to be provocative. I don’t think they’re doing things for no reason to make sense, but I think understanding that visible security has a role to play is important. It is a deterrent.

Joel Johnson: Well, sure. But theater also means…theater has a purpose, too, to express a meaning.

Secretary Chertoff: Yeah. I mean, the problem is, I think the term is not meant to be…it’s meant to be pejorative. It’s meant to suggest that it’s like a puppet show. But I would have to say I think visible security does have a role to play because I think it does inspire a sense of confidence.

It also is a deterrent because, generally speaking, people, whether they want to smuggle things in or commit crimes or commit acts of terror, are deterred if they think there’s a reasonable likelihood of apprehension, and therefore, particularly if you mix it up, if you do random things, if you change things so they’re unpredictable, I think that that actually enhances security.

Joel Johnson: But if the point of terrorism is to scare people, and if the easiest way to scare people is by killing them randomly, if you don’t have the ability to put security everywhere, I mean, it still seems like you’re ultimately inconveniencing people with a lot of useless screening and useless or most-of-the-time useless security, but not actually able to ever stomp down the threats.

Secretary Chertoff: Well, first of all, you do try to stomp down the threats because you try to eliminate them overseas. You try to catch the people when they come in. But what layered security recognizes is that no one layer is perfect. So what you do when you have screening is, first of all, you do find things. I mean, we find people bring on things, and we have found people coming in across the border with things like how to make an IED. And, you know, it’s important to catch that. But we also deter people because we raise the barrier to them carrying out an attack because they worry about it.

Now, is it perfectly successful? No. So I’ll give you an example that I sometimes use.

The best police chiefs in America, guys like Ray Kelly and Bill Bratton, they have not eliminated crime in their cities. Does that mean that having police is useless? It scares people, you know, because you have a lot of police presence, and it costs a lot of tax money because you haven’t stomped out crime? No. You’ve reduced it. We have reduced the risk of terror. We have not eliminated the risk. And an argument that I find fallacious is one that challenges all security measures because none of them is a perfect security measure.

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/michael-chertoff-on.html

This is the PERFECT anology…

The best police chiefs in America, guys like Ray Kelly and Bill Bratton, they have not eliminated crime in their cities. Does that mean that having police is useless? It scares people, you know, because you have a lot of police presence, and it costs a lot of tax money because you haven’t stomped out crime? No. You’ve reduced it. We have reduced the risk of terror. We have not eliminated the risk. And an argument that I find fallacious is one that challenges all security measures because none of them is a perfect security measure.

…one of the lessons I learned is the perception of order and security is actually an important operational element in establishing order and security.

In other words, if you provide a facade of security, people will think they are secure. You don’t have to provide true security - just a facade.

So deterrence doesn’t work, eh? The threat of getting caught does nothing?

So tell me, please, if the current situation is so flawed, what is your solution? What should be done?

I never really said it was flawed so much as it lacks common sense. There’s no profiling (heaven forbid we should offend somebody) and there’s inconsistency. One airport supervisor allows two lighters while another supervisor at the same airport allows only 1 because he doesn’t feel that a smoker needs 2 of them.

I have no problem with them denying knives onboard, provided they use common sense. As I mentioned, last year they allowed one of two small knives through security yet the one they allowed was the sharper of the two! They don’t allow any liquids through security that is more than 3 ounces (or 3.4 at LAX).

Had there been profiling on 9/11 and had they NOT allowed box cutters through security, 9/11 more than likely would not have happened.

Bottom line: Let’s have real security. Do profiling - not on the person who buys a one-way ticket but on the people who committed the atrocities of 9/11. There’s many legitimate reasons to buy a one-way ticket. A terrorist is going to buy a round trip - he doesn’t care if the return segment isn’t used.

Use common sense when it comes to the handicapped. If a person is using crutches the allow that person to go through security with her/his crutches. At the body scanner, have the person put his/her crutches next to the machine. Let the person go through. Scan the crutches and give them back.

Let’s not make a mother empty her baby’s bottle because it contains milk.

Common sense. That’s all I’m asking the government to do when it comes to security.

They’ve done profiling. Remember CAPPS II? Guess what, I’m a white male who happens to have a territory covering the eastern half of North America. It took me a year to convince the authorities that I wasn’t a pedophile or a terrorist or whatever. I had every piece of luggage emptied and the contents and luggage xrayed crossing back into the US far more times than I’m willing to count. Sure, profiling works great.

Leave it the way it is. Put a lighter in your pocket and in your carry on and tell your girlfriend to check her lotion.

Yea well he’s been here since 2005…

Candles ARE allowed! I don’t know where you get your information from, but unless you know what you are talking about, don’t talk!

Oh, and just because one TSA agent made a stupid misstake, does not mean ALL TSA agents are digbats. In fact I’d say probably 95% of TSA agents are very reliable.

If I had a bottle of lotion in a bag and didn’t want it to spill I would place it in a plastic bag not a sweater. Sounds like you where trying to see what you could get away with. And since TSA was doing their job, you did not get to take it with you. The reason the other bottle of lotion was not taken was probably because it was small enough to go. A lot of times the x ray person will take a quick look at items as they come out of the tunnel and passengers don’t even notice.

Nobody is forcing you to fly. If you don’t like the rules, walk!

Gel type candles, per the TSA web page, are not permitted.

This only one S in mistake and digbat should be diNgbat.

A piece of clothing is just as good as a plastic bag for a never opened bottle.

So now TSA agents have x-ray vision? How can a person see inside an unopened bag as it comes out of the x-ray machine?

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Nobody is forcing you to fly. If you don’t like the rules, walk![/quote]

If I don’t like the rules, I will complain about them. That, my dear friend, is the right of an American citizen. The founding fathers complained and took action and we became a nation. I refuse to be a sheeple.

[quote=“jlbc”]

Candles ARE allowed!

Depends on the “make” of the candle.

Not sure if “wax” and “gel” are two different types of candles???

tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/ … items.shtm (scroll to the bottom)

Must be something about gel in composition as gel foot inserts are also prohibited.[/quote]

I look for air traffic controllers to be only 95% accurate - that’s good enough, isn’t it? Same thing for doctors. Why should they be 100% accurate when 95% is good enough. When I’m driving through the desert and am 100 miles from the nearest town, I want my car to be only 95% accurate. And, of course, I want the bank to be only 95% accurate because that’s good enough.

In other words, 95% is NOT good enough for true security. Anything less than 100% brings doubts to the traveling public. It also allows for those peaceful religion zealots a chance to bring their terrorism to us once more.

They (TSA) fear an explosive compound masquerading as the gel in an insert.