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A 22-year-old man was arrested overnight after officers found him driving drunk on a runway at the San Antonio International Airport, police say. The suspect told police he was on a mission from the FBI.
“The suspect told police he was on a mission from the FBI” 
“He allegedly entered the runway area by plowing through a fence along Sandau Road. Police said he nearly crashed into a parked private aircraft before driving on active taxiways and an active runway.” 
I bet he was wondering where the Taco Bell was!