I just caught this over the AP mobile news on my iPhone, so I’m not sure if every news outlet has it yet. Reuters just picked it up, and it doesn’t look good… Enjoy.
In other news, some crazy guy with long hair was caught sabotaging the Flightaware headquarters. His motive: to detroy all evidence of delayed flights by his airline. The man: Glenn Tilton. He had been living in a cave for months to avoid being mobbed by his own employees, the source for his long hair. But of course, he did just as good of a job running the airline in the cave then he did at the headquarters.
I just thought I’d mention that this was my first rickroll ever. My girlfriend heard the song playing from the next room, and came in to find me looking really confused. She had to explain to me why I was watching this music video.